Dialogue

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Scenario: Two men sit in a restaurant in Barcelona

Characters: Jaume and Roger

J: Oh man! I heard Claudia wants a boobs increase operation, you know.

R: Oooh really, good thing, she need it.

J: What??

R: This!

J:Sorry??

R: Claudia isn’t happy with herself and this will help her…, you know.

J: Do you think with this operation she will be happy??

R: Sure, big boobs can do wonders.

J: Well, her life isn’t a bed of roses… but I think she doesn’t need it

R: Yes, so this will be a change to better in her life, and also a sight for sore eyes.

J: You’re a fucking materialist, you will never find a girlfriend in your FUCKING LIFE!!!

(Everybody in the restaurant staring at them)

R:Ohh relax, my friend, you are a killjoy, don’t take it so seriously, mate.

J: Okay, I’m so sorry.

R: But you can be happy with your wife boobs size, can’t you?

J: Yeah, that’s true. You’re searching for one with big boobs too, aren’t you?

R: Yeah, your wife’s sister could be an option, couldn’t be?

J: Touch her and I will kill you!! Jajaja.

R: So you should already have killed me!

J: Why you have chosen her?

R: Because she have new big operated boobs, JAJAJA